:) Did they call me?

A man who had done so much for his village was complaining about the lack of respect he had received from the rest of the inhabitants.





"For instance," he said "See all those beautifully mown lawns, the abundance of flowers, the avenue of trees? I did all that, but do they call me John the Horticulturist? No, they bl**dy well don't. And look at the stunning new village hall and the ornate wall around the church. I did all that but do they call me John the builder....


Not bl**dy likely!! But just one, just one bl**dy sheep...."

:) Did they call me?
Absolutely brilliant but there are those among us who won't get it. Watch this space!
Reply:I DONT REALLY GET IT EITHER
Reply:i don't get it
Reply:aw please not john the sheep shagger
Reply:nice one lol
Reply:lol
Reply:funny and clever!!!
Reply:ummm.....I don't get it....hez jus complaining!
Reply:GOOD ONE FINGERS 10/10
Reply:I'm one of those who don't get it...








I'd love an explanation though



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