Guys, do you think this is funny? Read the details below?

Hospitalized Man.





(This is for the ladies only. No offense gentlemen!)





In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the


men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his


predicament.





Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any


of the buttons on the wall."





He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had


promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,


and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?





He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm Water was sprayed gently upon his


bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice


things like this.





Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm Air replaced


the warm water, gently drying his underside.





When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large Powder Puff caressed


his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable


pleasure... The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender


loving pleasure.





When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the


ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.





Next thing he knew, he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a


nurse was staring down at him.





"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the


ATR button.





"The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p***s is under


your pillow."

Guys, do you think this is funny? Read the details below?
Heard this one before... Still funny!!





Here's one for you:





Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.





"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "Any cops following us?"





The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. "Yeah, looks like it"





"Are his flashers on?"





The blonde turned around again and said......


"Yup.... nope....yup....nope.... yup....nope.... yup....."





Cheers!
Reply:ha-ha


that was pretty good
Reply:Yes, and oldie but goodie all the same!!!





But my question to you is why to start off saying...Guys do you think this is funny? and then state...This is only for the ladies? It is a good joke... Period... Pun intended!
Reply:omg... yes, that is funny!
Reply:OUCH!! yes, you got a smile out of me.
Reply:A little long, but I think it was funny.
Reply:i think it was hillarious
Reply:HA!HA!


IT'S A OLD JOKE BUT I STILL LIKE IT!!!
Reply:That's so sad. :)
Reply:I DONT LIKE THE JOKE AND I DONT LIKE YOU FOR TELLING IT
Reply:Long time-no hear!!


Stil pretty funny after all these years.
Reply:sick but funny,lol=)
Reply:Can't stop laughing!


We cracked up here at home.


At least us girls did.


I needed a laugh today thanks...
Reply:yes that was funny
Reply:LOL. OH NO! LOL. Hilarious!
Reply:LAMO!!!! That's a keeper. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.
Reply:Very Funny
Reply:hahahaha yes, it's funny
Reply:You ladies are so funny. How about this one:





A guy is walking down the street when he bumps into a woman. "Excuse me" he says "But you look like someone I went to school with but his name was Joe Smith"





"Well I used to be Joe Smith but I had a sex change operation"





"Wow" says the guy. "That is wild. If you dont mind me asking,did it hurt much?"





"Well when I got the breast implants they were sore for a few weeks. Then when I got my p**** removed that hurt for a month. But when the had to cut out half of my brain .... "





LOL
Reply:I haven't heard that joke in years. Yup, it's still funny.
Reply:you are tha craziest that was too funny
Reply:lmao
Reply:That is hilarious. That just goes to show you that men don't listen for s--t. Or they just do whatever they damn well feel like.
Reply:not really. thats awful, *cringes*
Reply:HA,HA,HA,HA that was real funny!!! now all we need to do is trick all the guys who think there players and pimps to go in the "ladies" bathroom!!!!
Reply:Thats just sick.
Reply:Yes
Reply:mwhaahahhahaahhah.......goood dammmit thats fuckn hilarious...u need to come up with more of this stuff.mwhahahahaha girl this **** is funny i cant stop laughing im gonna keep readn this..and tell all my friends..mwhahahahaha omg omg im soo freakn happy from hearin this wow ..im allways gonna smile thank u...so much.lol
Reply:That is F***ing helerious(spelled that wrong ,whatever)


Where the F did u get that from?
Reply:I LOVE IT
Reply:I love it!



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