What Happens When Men Don't Listen?

A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get


into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he


was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety


on his face.


"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied.You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the


wall."


He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to


her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the


feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white


buttons were identified by the letters: WW , WA , and PP, and there was one


red button labeled ATR.


Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit there


and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water


was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him.


The men's restroom didn't have nice things like this.


Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm water,wafted and swirled about,gently


drying his underside.


He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped,and


without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed


his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable


pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure!


He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he


pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!...


He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse


was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.


"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was


in the ladies restroom!''


"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded


to a grin.


"That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.


Your penis is under your pillow."

What Happens When Men Don't Listen?
lol...worth the long read hahaha
Reply:lol, serves him right!
Reply:OMG THAT IS HALARIOUS ")





TWO THUMBS UP!
Reply:LOL


Go on ya good thing hee hee
Reply:But now which toilets wil he use?
Reply:nice one
Reply:Ive heard it before but it stil makes me laugh
Reply:heard it before but its still a good one
Reply:yes good and funny :::!!!nice one
Reply:There is no question here -
Reply:Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!





Thanks for a monday morning laugh.
Reply:i've read it before but it still makes me laugh!!
Reply:LMAO very funny
Reply:OMG!


























That was very hilarious, Thanx for the laugh.
Reply:I haven't heard this since I was in high school. :-)
Reply:Now you know that men don't listen......FUNNY!!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
Reply:ahhhh let me know when the movie comes out
Reply:Very funny next maybe he will listen. But that had to hurt .
Reply:man,what a pain full experience ,it must be a lesson to u???
Reply:That is very funny, thankyou for the laugh!
Reply:Funny, and so true, follow directions Men or this could happen 2 you or worse.
Reply:omg! too funny!
Reply:i give it a 10.5 m8 ggoood woork.... lol...funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:ROLFAO! I've always love that joke!!!
Reply:lmao and owowowowowowowowowow man that had to hurt
Reply:Good one!!!!! lmao...
Reply:that's sooooo funny!!!!! I love it!!! I'm going to email that joke to my boyfriend and best friend!!!! I love it!!! 15/10!!!! A star for you and your joke!!! good one!!! keep it up! *wink*
Reply:omg,hahahahah!
Reply:omg pmsl 10/10
Reply:wow that was worth the read





he was told not to push any of them!


LOL



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