Joke! Please Star if Funny!?

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the mens restroom, but found it to be occupied.


The stewardess noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and had a look of pain and anxiety on his face. Sir, she said, the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.


He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR.


Who would really know if he touched them? He couldnt just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him. The mens restroom didnt have nice things like this.


Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, wafting and swirling about, gently drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.


The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender, loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy.


He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.


What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom on a flight to Atlanta!


You pushed one too many buttons, replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. That last button marked ATR is an automatic tampon remover. Your penis is under your pillow.

Joke! Please Star if Funny!?
funniest d@m thing ive ever heard/read
Reply:i heard this one before but it took place in a bar
Reply:yes I've heard that joke before, it is funny. I don't think automatic tampon removers are real.
Reply:i saw it coming, but it was still preety funny...
Reply:hahahahaha that's hilarious
Reply:I appreciate the joke but all you did was copy and paste this joke from a few hours/days ago.


Just like what everyone does.


But thanks anyways
Reply:Nice to know I'm not the only stupid person to push that button.....








Oh wait. You weren't supposed to know that.....





Haha. Just kidding!
Reply:omg!!!!hahahahahahahahahha....lolz...so darn funny!!!!u get a star
Reply:OUCH!!!
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Reply:hehehehehehehehheheheheh
Reply:Hilarious
Reply:ROFL!


a star for u coming right up!
Reply:oooooooh spit that was HOT
Reply:LOL. I heard this joke from my mom years ago and it's still hilarious.*star*
Reply:lmao this too funny oh my........this is really too funny
Reply:haha that's funny!


I like it!
Reply:lol, funny!
Reply:dis is very funny! i can't stop laughin'. probably d best joke i've heard all day. this is hilarious.
Reply:HA HA HA HA HA!


Nice one!


I wish I could give you 2 stars but I can't...NO one can't!


SORRY!





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Reply:ha ha ha LOL .......very funny love it...





NIKKA
Reply:lmaoooooooooo you are hilarious!!!
Reply:Hahaha!


How hilarious!


Ok, here is a star for you! ★
Reply:HAHAHAHA!!!! wasnt expecting that! star for you! thats hilarious!
Reply:Good one! I`m debating whether or not it should be starred.



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