Well would would you have said?

Two neighbour are chatting over the garden wall.


"Since it`s nearly Mother`s day", I bet my husband comes home from work tonight, he`ll probably bring me a huge bunch of flowers."





"Oh isn`t that nice, you are lucky."





"No, not really.





He`ll expect me to take all my clothes off and be on the floor with my legs in the air."





"Oh dear, why`s that? Haven`t you got any vases then?"

Well would would you have said?
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Reply:HAHA.


THATS FECKIN HILARIOUS!
Reply:both jokes brilliant
Reply:That is an actually very funny joke, thank you the jokes have been lame today
Reply:Funny, funny, very funny!





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Reply:Why would her husband want that for mothers day?


Shes not his mother (I hope)..
Reply:lmao
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:bahhahah this joke is so old.
Reply:Haha the first joke i've come across on here (pretty new) and it made me laugh so thanks!
Reply:LOL... I hope you like this one ;





A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: "This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there."


The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.


"What's so funny?" asks the assistant.


"Well, I can see a naked man chasing a naked woman around your house," replies the customer.


Snatching the 'scope back, the assistant cranes his eye through the sight and sure enough, there is his wife, naked, being hotly pursued by an excited young man. Furious, the assistant says to the man,


"If I give you two bullets, will you blow my wife's head off with one and take the man's dick out with the other? I'll give you the telescopic sight for free if you do."


"Okay," the man says, as he takes out his rifle and attaches the sight. Taking a quick look through it before loading, he hands one bullet back. "You know what?" he says.


"I think I can do this with just one shot."
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