Men never do listen, do they ??

MEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!


In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW, Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure .

Men never do listen, do they ??
Never ever listen...lol
Reply:What a shame and least he has no penis now and he can go to the ladies and indulge in the luxuries of those buttons.....
Reply:dang lol, that was hillarious...
Reply:Oh my God...
Reply:LOL ... that hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Fine joke -------Aaron.
Reply:yep! lol! never listen.
Reply:sooooo funny!!!!
Reply:haha..ha.ha..
Reply:Lol
Reply:sometimes they do sometimes they don't and if they don't listen then its their lost.
Reply:Alol
Reply:You made me laugh out loud, which is rare for me. I usually have a quiet chuckle.
Reply:I've heard that before but it never gets old.
Reply:I've not heard it before very good
Reply:LOL.......LMFAO...VERY FUNNY
Reply:very good had a good laugh
Reply:LAWL. why would they put it under his pillow?


i assumed it would be something going into his ***.


didn't expect his dick to be ripped off.
Reply:ok? i like the part with the warm water on his buttocks. haha!
Reply:lol
Reply:they don't. thanks for realizing.
Reply:yep quite funny, but I got in an email more than a year ago,good of you sharing it



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